CONCIERGE: Alright, so we will make sure the dozen roses, bottle of champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries are placed in the room before you arrive.
GUEST: Thanks. It’s our honeymoon. We want it to be very special.
CONCIERGE: We’ll make sure that happens for you. Would you like to leave a special message on the card?
GUEST: Yes. “Happy honeymoon, sugar britches. Give me a blow job.”
CONCIERGE: Can you repeat that?