Messy GenX'er who has no fucks to give
I've been mad since 2012 when it was announced that Zoe Saldana was playing you
Dear Lone Ranger, That ship has sailed. You’re not going to recoup that money now.
You knew what you were getting yourself into so don’t cry for me Argentina. Really,
Dear Olympic Commentators, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Please. You are ruining something that I have
I found this today and it cracked me up. The irony is, the only way
Dear President Barack Obama, I love you. Sincerely, Charity Thomas P.S. I love you in
Open Letter to Michelle Obama Dear First Lady Michelle Obama,Your husband and his people have
Dear Dana Dane, Since the old days, rap now sucks. Please make it better. Sincerely,
Dear Nadya Suleman (or Crazy Baby Machine, or Crazy Clown Car Uterus Lady, as I
Dear Crazy Monkey Lady,Monkey’s aren’t pets. Chimpanzee’s aren’t people. You can’t feed it, get it
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