Tag: open letters
5 Apr, 2016
Nina, girl, I know
I've been mad since 2012 when it was announced that Zoe Saldana was playing you
Read More18 Jul, 2013
Open letter to The Lone Ranger
Dear Lone Ranger, That ship has sailed. You’re not going to recoup that money now.
Read More26 Sep, 2012
Dear “I Married A Mobster”,
You knew what you were getting yourself into so don’t cry for me Argentina. Really,
Read More1 Aug, 2012
An Open Letter to the Olympic Commentators
Dear Olympic Commentators, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Please. You are ruining something that I have
Read More17 Jul, 2012
Open Letter to my Landlords
I found this today and it cracked me up. The irony is, the only way
Read More2 Apr, 2009
Open Letter to Michelle Obama
Open Letter to Michelle Obama Dear First Lady Michelle Obama,Your husband and his people have
Read More10 Mar, 2009
Open Letter to the OcotoMom
Dear Nadya Suleman (or Crazy Baby Machine, or Crazy Clown Car Uterus Lady, as I
Read More10 Mar, 2009
Open Letter to Dana Dane
Dear Dana Dane, Since the old days, rap now sucks. Please make it better. Sincerely,
Read More19 Feb, 2009
Open Letter to Crazy Connecticut Monkey Lady
Dear Crazy Monkey Lady,Monkey’s aren’t pets. Chimpanzee’s aren’t people. You can’t feed it, get it
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