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5 Apr, 2016

Nina, girl, I know

I've been mad since 2012 when it was announced that Zoe Saldana was playing you

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18 Jul, 2013

Open letter to The Lone Ranger

Dear Lone Ranger, That ship has sailed.  You’re not going to recoup that money now. 

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26 Sep, 2012

Dear “I Married A Mobster”,

You knew what you were getting yourself into so don’t cry for me Argentina.  Really,

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1 Aug, 2012

An Open Letter to the Olympic Commentators

Dear Olympic Commentators, SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Please.  You are ruining something that I have

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17 Jul, 2012

Open Letter to my Landlords

I found this today and it cracked me up. The irony is, the only way

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2 Apr, 2009

Open Letter to President Barack Obama

Dear President Barack Obama, I love you. Sincerely, Charity Thomas P.S. I love you in

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2 Apr, 2009

Open Letter to Michelle Obama

Open Letter to Michelle Obama Dear First Lady Michelle Obama,Your husband and his people have

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10 Mar, 2009

Open Letter to Dana Dane

Dear Dana Dane, Since the old days, rap now sucks. Please make it better. Sincerely,

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10 Mar, 2009

Open Letter to the OcotoMom

Dear Nadya Suleman (or Crazy Baby Machine, or Crazy Clown Car Uterus Lady, as I

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19 Feb, 2009

Open Letter to Crazy Connecticut Monkey Lady

Dear Crazy Monkey Lady,Monkey’s aren’t pets.  Chimpanzee’s aren’t people.  You can’t feed it, get it

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